Ok... I think it's time I let you in on a little secret....
The car in my photo at the top of this thread has the badges in the normal position, I just photoshopped the image to see what it would look like with the badge in the centre.
In fact, if you look closely where the badges used to be, you will see my badly coloured in blocks of grey!
Incidentally, we used to have a SEAT Leon Cupra R with the L E O N spaced in the centre of the boot, that's what gave me the idea to try this. I do agree though that the badge needs to be longer.